bitterman

It’s no surprise that Gov. Schwarzenegger’s rule of California will be viewed as a failure, but he will leave office under a cloud of corruption and scandal.

Sen. Scott Brown, darling of the Tea Party, will get tea bagged by his fickle ‘friends’ and the Tea Party will support another candidate to challenge him in 2012.

The US and Venezuela will push to the brink of war. My neighbor, Joe Kennedy, will step up and act much in the same manner his granddad did with Germany in WWII… How did that work out?

Even though we’re losing that Venezuelan oil, hybrid cars like the Prius will fall out of favor and sale of SUVs will increase, as America resents China’s oil consumption and takes a ‘why should we conserve when they aren’t’ attitude.

Quebec separatist will start bombings and other random acts of violence around Montreal in the summer. Quebec’s harsh winters are too cold for terrorist, plus it’s hockey season.

Greece and Turkey will start a boarder war that will lead to the break-up of the EU after Germany pulls out.

Pakistan, who have a nuke, will be tossed into anarchy and a civil war. Change will come from ‘a slave of the Prophet’.

Epic floods in Australia’s north. This will almost wipe out the country’s wheat production and cause panic in China as they must turn to The US for food.

Although she’s the darling of the reality show world, Sarah Palin will continue to be adored by blue-collar social conservatives but unloved by everyone else and she’ll fail to win any real support from the Republicans, who view her as a factional candidate. But on the upside, he TV show will feature mud wrestling and more than one trip to a karaoke bar.

Amid all this talk of a moral agenda, actual attendance at church in the US will reach an all-time low. It will also reach an all-time low in Egypt, but that will be because of terrorist attacks.

Christians will get more powerful in the Warsaw Pact countries, however. In fact, they will ram through and all but total dictatorship in Hungary by year’s end.

And finally, bad news of the girls locker-room: a couple of dinks from MIT or some other egg-headery, will actually bend light around an object and unlock the secret of invisibility.